An old joke from memory:





Two Members of Parliament who opposed what ever the other said or did, met face to face on a narrow elivated foot-path, where one will have to step down aside that the other can pass by.



The Treasury Bench M.P then said

" I never give way to fools!" and continued his walk.

The opposition M.P. stepped aside and said

" I do!" by contributed by Raghunathan, Kadangode.

From the political speech of a leader of a party in power: Why these people in the opposition are not seeing the progress achieved during our time in power. 25 years ago when I came to this very place, this was a jungle with the ear piercing noices of beetles, crows and jackals. Now you hear here the sound from radioes and TVees and loud-speakers like this! WHAT A CHANGE! A lean man stood up from among the audience and said: WHAT IS THE CHANGE? [ Adapted from Sanjayan, a Malayalam humourist Professor] by Raghunathan, Kadangode

A kid asked the priest, "Father, what is your pastime?" The priest tapped the kid's shoulder and replied, "Nun, my child, nun". by Anon